"Undoubtedly the most psychotic and hilarious Marine Officer I think has ever existed. This guy should have been enlisted."
"Captain O'Malley was nicknamed 'The Grim Reaper' in combat by all the enlisted guys. This is how you know he crushes pussy on the weekends. Why couldn't he be enlisted?"
"Anyone who loves killing as much as Captain O'Malley did while we were in Afghanistan is gonna be great for the Infantry, for Marines, and pretty much the whole world."
"This guy will never get a job again. Literally, I wouldn't even fuckin' hire him. That's how you know he gives ZERO FUCKS! Why aren't there more Officer's like him? Oh, and I work at a gas station in Jacksonville, NC. "
"If more Officers had the fucking balls to tell their bosses that they're WRONG like O'Malley did, the military would be much better off. But the way it is now, it's a bunch of YES men, who do and say whatever they have to for a promotion. Thank God Captain O'Malley has such a fine, shiny, smooth pair of nuts! No homo."
"Sir, I'd be honored if you fucked my girlfriend. Considering all of Oceanside has already fucked her, it's no sweat off my back, but I'm sure you'd treat her good, and she'd be really happy about it. She works at the Purple Church on Wednesday late mornings. Stephanie's her name. She knows who you are. Just don't blow near the face please, she kisses our kid with that mouth."