ABOUT THE “EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS” SERIES
My parents raised me to be a good person, to be respectful and tolerant of all people, and most importantly, to serve others.
Their upbringing led me to be a teacher, coach, personal trainer, Marine Officer, and caretaker to my Grandma, amongst other things.
On paper I look like an upstanding citizen, however, when you look deeper than the paper, you see that I’m riddled with flaws, demons, ego, and primitive urges that lead me to do terrible things, or to make terrible mistakes in the midst of doing wonderful things.
Thanks to my powerful desire to act my urges, I’m guilty of making stupid decisions that cause me to become a complete embarrassment to myself, and to all who know me.
Somehow, even while I’m doing awesome, good hearted, selfless shit, I find a way to be pathetic and embarrass myself. My patheticness is a gift, and because I am selfless and kind, I want to share that gift with you; and let you laugh at all the ridiculous things I do; and the funny, pathetic, embarrassing ways in which I do them.
I should make it clear that I don’t condone my most embarrassing and sinful actions. Actually, I should be more clear… NO ONE in their right mind should ever repeat my sins, but they are more than welcome to laugh at them.
I’m here to admit my most embarrassing, shameful, pathetic moments; and confess all my sins, for your pleasure.Fortunately I’m a Catholic, so as soon as I’m done confessing, I’ll be good with God, and ready to start sinning again.