First Lieutenant Curtis, the first female to graduate Infantry Officer Course, is currently on legal hold and under investigation for lying about her penis for the duration of her time in the Marine Corps. Lt. Curtis declined comment.
According to the Commanding Officer of Infantry Officer Course, the first female Marine to graduate the coveted school was discovered to have a penis by one of her peers. Lt. Johnson, a prior enlisted grunt since 2004, and the peer who made the disocvery, was more than willing to comment on record.
“I’ve been trying fuck her, er uh, him, since we were in TBS. I figured she was just playin’ hard to get, ‘cause everybody knows wookies are DTF. At our graduation party we were all shitcanned, and she, or uh, he, outdrank everybody. Whatever the fuck it is, that thing can drink. Anyways, I finally got its pants off in my barracks room and almost got hit in the face by a big fuckin’ dick. I literally had a Pattaya flashback. I mean that thing was really big.”
Most of Lt. Curtis’ peers were indifferent to the news. One unnamed peer commented, “she was actually a badass. I mean, I never even once looked at her like a woman, she was just that solid. I’m actually not surprised she had a dick.”
The CO of the secretive Infantry Officer Course was astonished by the news. “How it got through female Officer Candidate School without that big dick floppin around during last minute PT showers is beyond me. I mean that kinda’ deception’s gotta be worth at least a NAM. It fooled MEPPS, OCS, TBS, and hell, it would have fooled all of us if Johnson wasn’t such a damn horndog.”
Lieutenant Johnson reached back out to us for comment “I just wanna say on record that was pretty much the biggest fuckin’ dick I’ve ever seen, and not to sound gay or anything, but when you spend 11 years in the Infantry, you see a lot of fuckin dicks.”
There is still speculation amongst investigators as to whether or not Lt. Curtis is actually a man, or if she’s just a woman with a penis. The school CO was asked to comment on Lt. Curtis’ gender, “A hermaphrodite!? Fuck no. That’s a fuckin’ MAN. Look, there’s a reason that 26 of the most physically fit women in the Marine Corps have failed out of this course. That reason is simple; when you put 120 pounds on a woman’s back, they crumble like a fuckin’ crouton. But that Lt. Curtis, that thing could hump like only a man could. Shit, I hate to see him go, but after all this bullshit he could never stand in front of a grunt platoon. Damn shame if you ask me…. Big dick though.”
Questions have been raised as to how this deception was able to continue for so long. The CO of TECOM could not be reached for comment.
According to the Commanding Officer of Infantry Officer Course, the first female Marine to graduate the coveted school was discovered to have a penis by one of her peers. Lt. Johnson, a prior enlisted grunt since 2004, and the peer who made the disocvery, was more than willing to comment on record.
“I’ve been trying fuck her, er uh, him, since we were in TBS. I figured she was just playin’ hard to get, ‘cause everybody knows wookies are DTF. At our graduation party we were all shitcanned, and she, or uh, he, outdrank everybody. Whatever the fuck it is, that thing can drink. Anyways, I finally got its pants off in my barracks room and almost got hit in the face by a big fuckin’ dick. I literally had a Pattaya flashback. I mean that thing was really big.”
Most of Lt. Curtis’ peers were indifferent to the news. One unnamed peer commented, “she was actually a badass. I mean, I never even once looked at her like a woman, she was just that solid. I’m actually not surprised she had a dick.”
The CO of the secretive Infantry Officer Course was astonished by the news. “How it got through female Officer Candidate School without that big dick floppin around during last minute PT showers is beyond me. I mean that kinda’ deception’s gotta be worth at least a NAM. It fooled MEPPS, OCS, TBS, and hell, it would have fooled all of us if Johnson wasn’t such a damn horndog.”
Lieutenant Johnson reached back out to us for comment “I just wanna say on record that was pretty much the biggest fuckin’ dick I’ve ever seen, and not to sound gay or anything, but when you spend 11 years in the Infantry, you see a lot of fuckin dicks.”
There is still speculation amongst investigators as to whether or not Lt. Curtis is actually a man, or if she’s just a woman with a penis. The school CO was asked to comment on Lt. Curtis’ gender, “A hermaphrodite!? Fuck no. That’s a fuckin’ MAN. Look, there’s a reason that 26 of the most physically fit women in the Marine Corps have failed out of this course. That reason is simple; when you put 120 pounds on a woman’s back, they crumble like a fuckin’ crouton. But that Lt. Curtis, that thing could hump like only a man could. Shit, I hate to see him go, but after all this bullshit he could never stand in front of a grunt platoon. Damn shame if you ask me…. Big dick though.”
Questions have been raised as to how this deception was able to continue for so long. The CO of TECOM could not be reached for comment.