Some dickhead Aviation Logistics Major wrote an article for women in the Infantry.
Here was my response.
If you were a grunt you would have earned the right to write so arrogantly about the Marine Infantry. However, you are an aviation logistician, which means you know NOTHING about the Marine Corps that the world envisions when they see our emblem.
The Marine Corps that is filled with blown up bodies, burnt flesh, blood, fear, explosions so close you go deaf, liquified Marines in MRAPs, body parts stuffed into backpacks for the rest of the patrol home, dead friends, mounds of dead enemy bodies underneath the boots of hysterically laughing Marines, the best men you have ever known, the biggest pieces-of-shit you've ever known being dragged along by the best, good friends who become addicted to the VA's painkillers and then kill themselves a few years after they return home from nasty combat, and the most intense, grotesque, and inhumane aspects of humanity.
Marine Infantrymen in combat, who are hunting other men, are the most primitive form of man that humanity has ever known. They behave like wild, aggressive, psychotic animals. They behave in a manner that the rest of the civilian, and as you've made clear, POG, world will never understand.
No order from the Commandant will ever tell young men, who are hunting other men, NOT to be filthy, disgusting, horny, aggressive, happily homicidal, primitive, animals.
If you are proud of the fact that the Marine Corps will crush any other military in the world, then just accept that the guys who are actually doing the crushing, are filthy fucking animals.
Let the animals be animals.
When the animals come out of their cage, they will kill everything, and our country likes it that way.
Marine Corps history is filled with enemies who feared us because we behaved like ruthless animals. Let us not forget why we're so goddamn good at what we do. It's not because of brilliant leadership, its not because of modern weaponry, technology, nor strategy and tactics.
It is because the Marine Infantry is a bunch of wild fucking animals who become depressed when they are not killing other human beings. No one outside will ever understand what it means to get depressed when you're not killing people. That is our reality, Major. How does that make you feel? Are you depressed as you sit behind your desk right now because your not watching bad guys die? Are you depressed because you don't have 100 lbs on your back and 15 of the best men on Earth beside you as you raid an HVT's house in some third-world shit hole?
If you are willing to throw women into the pack of wolves that is the Marine Infantry, it means you either don’t understand the Infantry, or you truly despise women, and the Infantry.
Aside from the fact that when you put 120 pounds on a woman’s back (with little food/sleep/water and lots of stress), they crumble like a stale crouton and lose the ability to have children;
aside from the fact that grunts in combat are so disgustingly horny they try fuck every single female in sight, goats and chickens included;
aside from the fact that a woman’s pheromones do not improve a man’s ability to KILL OTHER MEN;
aside from the fact that the most effective way to stay awake while you're on post is to pull your dick out and jerk off as you stand behind your machine gun;
aside from the fact that a man who just watched his friends blow up, got revenge by maiming some Taliban and watched them bleed out as they begged for help, and has been surviving on dip and RipIt's for a week; is clinically fucking insane;
aside from all that....
The Male gender's role, since the earliest beginnings of life, is to PROTECT the women and the children. Therefore, putting women in the Infantry, into the most horrific scene of humanity, doesn’t make biological, anthropological, nor sociological sense.
Our government will not allow us to drive without a seatbelt nor ride a bike without a helmet. Why? Because the government wants to protect us from our own stupidity and laziness.
So what's the big deal if the government tries to protect women from their own ego?
If women really want to serve in the Infantry, than they can have THEIR OWN ALL FEMALE INFANTRY. The male Infantry would have much more respect for the idea of a female infantry if they were all volunteering to be led by and surrounded by ONLY women.
But the reality is, these women want to "prove" that they can hack it, they want to tell their family and friends that they're a grunt, the Female Infantry Officers will of course be on magazine covers, writing articles, and doing talk shows, and when they get to combat, they will crumble under the weight of their own packs and hormones, and the men will step in to save them; as good men have been doing since the beginning of time.
More men will die, because women bitched and complained and got Title 9 to pertain to the Marine Infantry. Because ignorant fools who didn't understand what war is really like, tried to make war; politically correct, all-inclusive, and compassionate.
War has no compassion, if you can't grasp that concept, don't listen to me, instead go visit a bunch of Marines who got maimed in combat, and ask them their thoughts on women in the Infantry.
In conclusion Major Carpenter, since the day you joined the Marine Corps your job has been to support the Infantry, I thank you for your support, and I kindly ask that you continue to support the Infantry, and our ability to mercilessly slaughter every enemy we ever face, by helping to keep women the fuck out.
Don't forget to wear your seatbelt Major.
Love and kisses,
Captain Donny O'Malley
I only posted this to put a smile on my fellow grunts' faces. Don't bother responding if you never served in the Infantry, your comments will be deleted. (Ain't nobody got time fa dat)
May God Bless America, and the Marine Corps Infantry